Saturday, January 5, 2008

Mr. Ball 5/365

Worst math teacher ever. Tall, slouching, balding, with a nasal voice, brown polyester in the neon 80’s. Bueller. Bueller. The nastiest comb over ever. Mr. Ball. Dick Ball. What 14 year old could possibly take you seriously?

6 comments:

Rebel said...

Dude... I think I *had* Mr. Ball! He was going by an alias though. ;)

Karin said...

Seriously, what makes these people get up in front of teenagers?

They should be working the card catalogue or something.

Don't they know we're completely distracted by appearances in high school? They should do makeover shows just for teachers. I mean really!

Todd said...
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Todd said...

Imagine if his middle initial were N? *shudder* Well, it would work better if his last name were Balls :-P.

Karin said...

I knew of a guy who had only one. It could happen.

Todd said...

So do I. Albert had testicular cancer at the age of 16 and had one of his testicles removed. Poor kid. A few months later his current girlfriend decided to humiliate him at a party by singing "Yesterday" at a party. She made a point of looking at him when she sang the line "you're not half the man you used to be."